I wanna get physical, physical

Smileycue had her first physical yesterday. Highlights:

• Smileycue received a clean bill of health.
  
• Smileycue can pee in a cup; however, she needs help remembering to pee in said cup in the morning. She also needs help remembering to bring the cup o' pee to the doctor.
  
• Despite using the strange belly sound machine (name?), we could not hear Babycue's heartbeat. Not a surprise, as Babycue (Fetuscue?) is only 10 weeks old.
  
• Babycue will be expensive, but insurance and a monthly payment plan will ease the pain in the wallet.
  

Fun facts:

• Babycue is the size of a kumquat this week. (The picture at right is what Smileycue's belly would look like if we were having octuplets...or if she ate a mess of kumquats.)
  
• Smileycue's uterus is the size of a baseball.
  
• Smileycue is not comfortable about talking about her uterus.
• Uterus is a strange, phonetic word.
  
• Phonetic, while strange, is not a phonetic word.
• I continue to talk to Babycue about all of this. He is my confidant.
• Yes, he.
  

Thanks for reading!